The Grand Duchy of Undead Malavuk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Duke Death with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.016 billion Undead Malavukians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skull Throne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Undead Malavukian economy, worth 209 trillion souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,731 souls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,398,725 per year while the poor average 11,054, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, people are turning themselves into worm food, and Duke Death is the self-declared God of all Undead Malavuk. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Undead Malavuk's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Undead Malavuk is ranked 288,924^th in the world and 1,451^st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.85 pounds of wildlife per square mile.